Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
PRIMORDIAL, existing at or from the beginning of time; primeval. Soon or already, I am primordial. Are you primordial? Can you pronounce primordial? Pri-mor-dial. Pri-mor-de-yal? /prīˈmôrdēəl/ Okay. 🥸🧙♂️👴
CATS love to snuggle in one tiny space because they have an instinctual need for protection and to stay warm. They also like to avoid environmental stress and conflict so they look for a tight space to hide. Lastly it may remind them of being a kitten snug against their mother in a confined space. Also, since they are also very smart in economics, they want to tell us to take it easy on purchasing more cat stuff on Temu. Save money for their health care. One cat bed is enough. 🦊🧺🐺
CATS can read body language of other cats and human companions. They can read/interpret human vocal intonations. But most cats cannot read words on a laptop or cellphone. But they can read cursive and words in a book. Fizz though can read anything on the internet, including emojis and stickers. 🐱📰🐱
PROPRIETORSHIP, the state or right of owning a business or holding property. In case you have already sold your soul to the devil and the devil now owns copyright of your soul, there’s nothing you can do about it. But you may still vote next year. 😈🤠👿
THERE are plenty of laws in effect to protect dogs and cats, or animals per se, from abuse and neglect. Most states have passed laws that make severe animal cruelty cases a felony. However, each state defines animal abuse differently. Most of these laws were actually introduced by hoomans who were cats in their past life. 🐕⚖️🐈
CATS have different sleep-wake cycles than other animals and are often busy at night. This is because cats are crepuscular, which means they hunt and are active in the evening or early morning. Get that? Crepuscular, crepuscular, crepuscular. Kickass word! Crepuscular. 🐱😴🦊
REAL MAN is a dude who has been through different experiences in life and does not let those experiences limit or define him. He has lessons from the past only to humble him rather than dwell on insecurities or in fear of those experiences. He looks at life not wanting to define it, judge it or to put it in a box. Pretty much like a cat. 🦹🤴🦹♂️
FETCHING the newspaper is a task your dog is likely to enjoy. But lately dogs have been refusing to fetch the paper and instead hands hoomans a piece of paper with links to the day’s news. Dogs learned this trick from, who else, cats. 🐈🗞🐕
DOGS are born to be in the spotlight and really love being photographed. Other pups may be less willing to hold still and look at the camera though. Paying attention to your dog's body language will help you learn the difference: When it is okay to snap a picture and when they would rather be left alone. Usually, when there’s a cat in the house, the dog would ask the cat first if it is okay for another photo-op. The cat is their manager or agent. 🐕📸🐩
THE major characteristic of vampires is not that they eat humans, but that they FEED on human blood. Vampires are evil mythological beings who roam at night, searching for people whose blood they feed upon. So that popular thinking that vampires eat humans is fake news. Although vampires trade humans that they kill and drain blood from with zombies who, of course, dine on humans–in exchange for intel where to find humans with healthy blood situation. 🧛♂️🧛♀️🧟♀️
